I quit my fucking job
Remember how last time I told you that I got a job? And remember how I told you that it'd probably be over by the time you read that?
I wasn't lying. After 5 weeks of grueling work at Hellizon, err...Verizon, I put up the white flag and quit. It was a very difficult decision, made more difficult because there was a possibility of abusing the six paid sick days first before quitting. Since apparently I didn't work there long enough to "accrue" any paid sick days, I quit the old fashioned way - I went into HR and told them I was out. That's the corporate version of "fuck off!"
"Tom, you'll have to bring this exit interview form back tomorrow. Also, when you come in, you'll have to bring back your badge, headset and amplifier, and parking pass if you want to terminate it."
Exit interview form, eh? Now how could I resist filling out a form explaining why I hate the fucking job and the people? "Bring it back tomorrow"? Is that an invitation to scan it and put in on my website? Suckers.
Now what in the fuck is an "exit interview" anyway? You're asking people that are quitting their opinion on the job? Ha. That's awesome. Kudos to you, Verizon. Fuckers.
So I guess that begs the question "So v2, now that you're unemployed, what are you going to do?"
The answer isn't so much as what I'm going to do, but what aren't I going to do? I fucking hate working. Working is for suckers. Here is an incomplete list of things that are better than working.
Tommy v2's list of...
"Things that are better than working"
Being this much of a prick is better than working. I wouldn't want to date his daughter
Few things in life more beautiful, and way better than working
Chinese food is better than anything, including working at Verizon
Watching your friend trying to microwave your cat is better than working at Verizon. There, I said it.
Videogames are way better than working at Verizon
So there you have it, kids. Unemployed and happier than I've ever been. Stay tuned next week for...
Tommy v2 Online 1st Anniversary Bash!
