v2 Articles Archive

The articles that just didn't make the cut. Don't think any less of them just because nobody likes them, ok?

 

 

 

Do not pass go, do not collect $200
July 31, 2007

Welcome to the era of the beta male
April 9, 2007

Labour Day - it's not just for pregnasaurs anymore
September 4, 2005

I guess today's special was retard sandwiches...
July 12, 2005

Patriotism 2.0
June 29, 2005

I quit my fucking job
March 14, 2005

Uh-oh, I guess that makes me a bad person
March 1, 2005

Once you pop, you can't stop!
September 14, 2004

Bar Advice Volume 4
August 29, 2004

Consumerism, thy name is Tommy
August 20, 2004

Tommy finally experiences premature enlightenment
August 13, 2004

Please save the small talk, I still hate you
August 10, 2004

Don't mess with Tommy, biaaaaatch
August 5, 2004

Tommy v2 gets the famous Jennifer Lopez upgraded
July 30, 2004

Stress - it's not just for the hard-working anymore
July 23, 2004

The Sunday night adventures of Captain BK
July 19, 2004

You're not as smart as you think you are...
July 6, 2004

Useless employee, you just got OWNED
June 14, 2004

A pet peeve? More like a fucking zoo
June 10, 2004

Phrases that can easily cause an aneurysm
May 26, 2004

The worst fucking band in the known universe
May 19, 2004

Bar Advice Volume 3
May 18, 2004

Friends: Don't have them, don't need them, sure as hell don't want to watch them
May 7, 2004

Civic Nation, you just got OWNED
May 6, 2004

Movie Review: Mean Girls
May 2, 2004