Don't mess with Tommy, biaaaaatch

 

 

Don't mess with Tommy. It's as simple as that.

Earlier today, a very cocky bottle of beer was razzing me on. You know what, Mr. Beer? You're OWNED. I drank you. And your whole family too. Instead of feeling guilty, I felt kinda weird. Oh well! I can't feel my fingers.

 

I was just thinking about Captain BK. I was like "Captain BK, if you're always K'ing my B, then why don't I just B more often? What if I had so much B that I couldn't be K'ed? I decided to try it one day. Here's how it turned out...

Jose gets owned by Tommy v2

So I drank so much Jose that I had a buzz to last me past even Captain BK's bedtime. Fuckin SUCKER. I couldn't feel my soul.

I was talking to this girl once on MSN and she was asking too many personal questions. I think she was trying to find out some shit that was none of her beeswax! (Grade 3 for you old-school fuckers, booyah) I was talking to her, telling her how awesome I was, and then she's like "Blah blah blah" and I'm like "oh that's cool blah blah you're easy blah ok. So that's cool. Check it out, I caught her trying to play me for my money. Joke's on her, I spent my money on some other girl AKA yours. Ahahahahaha) Shit I used an end bra(ket without using a opening bracket. that's cool(   bitch you can't BK me biaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch

Look I found the PrtScn button. It's black on my keyboard

 

I was with Michienzor at Ikea. I love Ikea. It makes me closer to being complete.

Check it out, I'm in a different area code

So then I get a fifty-cent hot dog right, and my hands are full so I ask Michienzor to operate the ketchup and mustard machine right? Look at what that fucker did:

Fucking gross

He totally BKed my hot dog. I wanted SOME condiments, not some condiments with hot dog. I hate animals.

I was in this other city right, and this guy was driving me, and then we came to a set of lights. I saw that there was FIVE FUCKING LIGHTS and I was like "Dude you only have three pedals, you're fucked."  I was thinking the light under the green one was like Purple and Blue and shit it's for racing. Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooo fuckers, I will own you all if it turns purple.

What's under the green lights? You'll never know

I was walking through my downtown local mall, and I saw this wall. I looked at it, and it made me mad. Grr. Why is there a door or something in the wall? I wanted to know what was behind it, so I took a picture of it and took it home to look at it. That was stupid. But now if that door gets opened, I have a picture before it was a sell-out. Fucking sell-out.

Fucking sell-out forbidden door of mystery

 

So yeah. I'm getting kinda tired now because I feel guilty for harassing that family of beers. There were six people in that family. I killed them all. I'm sorry. A little.