Do not be afraid of the X Ray. There is actually no need. No need to fear an x ray in West Orange. It turns out that it actually does a lot better than bad. You would have more to fear from being in your warm kitchen all day or sitting at a workstation from nine to five every day. That is because there is substantially more radiation. Reading this note right now, you could already be exposing yourself to more radiation than you could ever have imagined.
So why all the bother and fuss over one little x ray which you may or may not receive only once in a blue moon. And since when did you ever see a blue moon? That is how rare it is. That is how rare it could be that you would be getting an x ray. Something not quite right with your body or brain would have to up if you should ever have to turn yourself in for one little measly x ray. It does not have to be serious, mind you.
So do stop your worrying and your fussing. And in any case, the intention of the x ray is to make you better not worse. For better or for worse. No, that is not how it should be in life. You would have more to fear from your ex than you would from the darn x ray. That is to say that you have not been looking after her as you should. You should know what they say. Hell hath no fury than a woman scorned. But in sickness and in health?
That might still be better. Because that would mean that you are prepared to take care of her.