J.Lo gets upgraded to Version 2.0

 

 

 

Just when you didn't think I could get any more popular, the newspapers go out and prove you wrong yet again.

J.Lo wants to stay out of the media spotlight but yet she's being upgraded by Tommy. I did my best to hide it, but goddamn it all, my local newspaper just had to come out with it...

 

Version 2.0? Excuse me? That's my thing. Shut the fuck up or pay some royalties, biatch.

 

Well it seems that even the queen of bullshit publicity herself couldn't help herself. J.Lo, Version 2. Hmm. Can you fucking imagine the nerve of her to consider herself v2 worthy? Oh please. Just because I banged her a few times doesn't mean she's immediately some upgraded version. She's hot and famous, but honestly, she can't even fucking step to me. Better luck next time, champ.

Super-popular-millionaire media celebrities steal ideas from fairly-popular-thousandaire Internet celebrities - what is the world coming to?

Oh well, at least she thinks I upgraded her. That's the story I'll tell my dad.