The worst fucking band in the known universe

 

 

Let's go back in time slightly. Let's go back in time far enough to when the popular music was so fucking bad that just hearing it would cause a peptic ulcer. That time was THIS AFTERNOON.

 

He's reaching for the screen, I'm reaching for my mute button

Outkast. Fucking Outkast. Easily the worst fucking band in history (right behind Maroon 5 and Hootie & The Blowfish), they take it upon themselves to reinvent the true meaning of crap. It seems every single they put out is more annoying and retarded than the last. The song "Hey Ya" is best enjoyed while drunk, since it's the only time the lyrics are logical. They are obnoxious and annoying. That one part in the song where he keeps screaming Alright,Alright,Alright,Alright,Alright,Alright,Alright,Alright,
Alright,Alright,Alright,Alright,Alright,Alright,Alright is easily the most annoying thing I've heard since my ex found my new phone number. "Shake it like a Polaroid picture!"? I think that's what your mothers did to you fuckers while your brain was still developing. You heard the new song, Roses? Dead God. "Smells like poo poo poo" is easily the most fucking silly thing I've ever heard. While other people are keeping it real on the streets, making reference to "Shooting my 12 gauge into your soul you white-trash motherfucker I raped your wife" these guys are saying that some girl smells bad...in some certain part of her body. Her ass smells like shit? Imagine that. Smell yours. If you can, it's because you've got practice stretching from sucking your own dick all these years.

Saluting to Hitler, apparently. Joke's on you, he was better liked

 

I must confess, when I was younger some people I knew turned me onto Outkast. They played me mix tapes of this interesting, funky underground hip hop music. Now, 10 years later I am forced to listen to their fucking new sound. Way to thank your initial fans, morons. What happened there? Oh I know. Sellout pieces of shit. The thing is, they changed their music to something that shouldn't sell. But apparently...

Exactly one person in this picture has talent. The photographer


Word up, gangster. That's a lot of men in your video with no girls. Surprise, surprise


Hopefully that smoke suggests there's more shots going to be fired

So here we are, 9 million fucking CDs cold. Divide that number by half (since it's counted as two because it's a double CD), subtract the number of people who weren't on drugs at the time, and you're left with exactly 1 copy. That's the one I bought and broke in half because it sucks shit.