Movie Review: Mean Girls

 

 

I just thought that I would share with you my opinion on the new movie, Mean Girls. Instantly I thought to myself, why use such an obvious title? Why not call it "Oranges are Orange" or "Pain Hurts"? Of course girls are mean. They don't even always pay for your gas when you pick up their friends when they don't know about it. How rude.

Anyway so back to this movie. I think it's best to give two reviews, one for girls, and one for the boys. It's in the interest of fairness.

For the guys

First of all, all the girls are amazing. They play decent characters, none of the guys are portrayed as anything but great, and the Lexus is kickass. But the girls are really fucking amazing. First of all, Lindsay Lohan - did you see this girl's chest? Holy fuck me. It's like a real girl! Tits so big, so stuffed into that bra that the cleavage goes to the collar bones. Wow. It reminds me of every girl I've ever been with, just slightly less famous. Oh yeah, and the movie's pretty good too, I suppose. Here's some pics to help you better understand.

With a poster like that, what did you expect me to see? The Punisher? Thanks, I'll pass.

That's the look in their eyes when they found out my car is dirty

She's dressed as a mouse. I would just hide in the closet and beat off

Winter Talent? It looks like my room on Saturday nights

Review for the girls

Don't go see this movie. It'll only make you hate yourself more. Stay home and cook me dinner instead.

Conclusion

It's a great, great movie. Go see it. If it doesn't do well at the box-office, these girls will be relegated to doing low-budget late night softcore skin flicks. Wait, scratch that. Go sneak into the movie instead.

 

Rating:  Girls: 98%. Cars: 80% (Great, but no Mazdas). Jugs: 100%. Overall: 95%. Recommended.