Tommy v2 - The Movie

"Tommy v2 The Movie has been postponed indefinitely, due to lack of resources and my lack of friends. I simply will not work my ass off for something that will get lost in between videos of some guy's hamster going up a fence or a girl dancing to 'Lil Jon and swinging her arms wildly. You will see it one day, and it will be awesome. You'll be older and wiser, too. -Tom"

 

It's the moment you've been waiting for - and you'll have to keep waiting a while longer.

The v2 Movie is the culmination of everything that v2's all about. Shot in glorious widescreen standard-definition by last decade's semi-most capable digital video cameras, The v2 Movie will kick your ass into the next postal code and not stop to ask for directions. More details to follow, but for now you'll just have to salivate at the thought of me gracing your video screens around the world. Ladies, put your hands back down your pants, you're not done yet!

The v2 Movie will be available as a basic DivX download, but a DVD package will also be available for a small materials fee. The DVD will have much better video quality, director's commentary, bonus scenes, deleted scenes, easter eggs and each copy will be hand-signed by me. That's right. I will use a pen. A black one. Better yet, I will use my $100 pen because I don't do the Bic thing and I was hoping to have a reason to use a $100 pen.

This summer, things are about to get upgraded! Stay tuned.